The Story

Santa is the baddest man on earth. Everyone imagines Santa to be a jolly old fellow, but living in the bleak icy desert of the North Pole has made Santa a hardened man with an imperative if you will, to still deliver Christmas to every child out there who has been nice.

Having read much moral philosophy, Santa has decided to follow the teachings of Immanuel Kant and not really that of any "Utilitarian garbage" as he would put it. His fervent adherence to his duty has riled up even his closest allies. He once kicked out his reindeers when he felt that they were delivering presents for fame and fortune instead of upholding the spirit and meaning of Christmas. He now rides a flying motorcycle and delivers presents to good kids, and kicks to the morally weak.

For Christmas this year, Santa gathered the Christmas Villains and tasked them to spread the season's joy by helping to send greetings in an effort to mend their ways before the next Ice Age.

The reward is the much-coveted 'The Best Christmas Villain' title and a surprise gift which will be announced on the 12th day of Christmas. In spite of the overt grumbles, the villains are out to vie for the reward by getting as many votes as possible, using wit and curt charisma to trump each other.

How to play

The Christmas Villains, 12 of them each waiting to be picked to share what Santa call the season’s jolly greetings to family, friends, pets and all alike. Here’s how you can pick your villain of choice.

  • 1 Scroll down to the ‘The Villains’ page
  • 2 Pick a villain
  • 3 Get your villain of choice to share your Christmas greetings
  • 4 The villain with the most number of greeting shares wins

The Villains

Stiff Jobs

Arctic Angels

Brat Pack

Big Donnie

Mr. White

Ginger

The Sleighers

Johnny Float

Lai Dilemma

The Royals

Timbre Topple

Eggy Elf

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Santa Da Gangsta

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Mr. Clause

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Santa is the baddest man on earth. Everyone imagines Santa to be a jolly old fellow, but living in the bleak icy desert of the North Pole has made Santa a hardened man with an imperative if you will, to still deliver Christmas to every child out there who has been nice.

Having read much moral philosophy, Santa has decided to follow the teachings of Immanuel Kant and not really that of any "Utilitarian garbage" as he would put it. His fervent adherence to his duty has riled up even his closest allies. He once kicked out his reindeers when he felt that they were delivering presents for fame and fortune instead of upholding the spirit and meaning of Christmas. He now rides a flying motorcycle and delivers presents to good kids, and kicks to the morally weak.

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"These villains think they can get in the way of the holidays?! But nothing can waver my duty to deliver Christmas to the children. They don't stand a chance! Merry HO HO HO Christmas!"

999% Badassness 9.89% Vision 8.88% Defence 3% Precision
5.86% Skills 1.1% Agility 2.35% Accuracy 9.99% Style
1% Endurance 7.77% Stamina 3.3% Attack 5.45% Dominance
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Stiff Jobs

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The Ghost of Christmas Future

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Stiff Jobs, technologically advanced robot, developed in Cambridge while Alan Turing, the father of computers, was tuning his machine. Went to Harvard for further tests but was dropped from the university funding when all it wanted to do was calligraphy and constantly displayed the error message LSD. His only gripe with Christmas is that the design of the holiday is not as simple as it should be.

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"Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the trouble-makers, the holiday haters. Join me and we'll show them how Christmas should be designed. M   E R R  Y C H   R I  S T M A  S! Now someone kern goddamnit!"

90% Badassness 80% Vision 90% Defence 70% Precision
80% Skills 80% Agility 90% Accuracy 40% Style
30% Endurance 30% Stamina 70% Attack 90% Dominance
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Arctic Angels

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Ho Ho Hoes

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These 3 sorority sisters are clearly past their prime, but that does not stop them from trying to gain some form of power of the lives of people. Driven mad by the fact that they never truly made it to the nice list for Santa, they have decided to prevent others from being on the nice list, by wearing their christmas themed tube dresses and parading themselves at fraternity parties.

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"Hey fellas, this the season to be naughty, y'all can forget about being on the nice list. Merry Christmas darlings!"

80% Badassness 60% Vision 20.5% Defence 66.6% Precision
56.7% Skills 58.9% Agility -94.3% Accuracy 65.5% Style
90% Endurance 46.7% Stamina 57.6% Attack 54.7% Dominance
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Brat Pack

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Zombie Carollers

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Things went horribly wrong for these ardent twilight fan girls and boys who were at a risque occult christmas party. The details are not known but rumours are that there was a potent mix of goat blood, some twilight reading and dare I say it - Bieber music in the background - that resulted in a cataclysmic explosion of spiritual depravity and skin disease. These Carollers are as evil as their origins indeed.

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"Graaaagh! Grab arm, harm man! Zzzzhhhh!!!! Grrrh. Fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaaahhhhhh!"

30% Badassness -10% Vision -20% Defence -15.6% Precision
-42% Skills -23.3% Agility -70.7% Accuracy -70.7% Style
-23.3% Endurance -70.7% Stamina -42% Attack 45.5% Dominance
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Big Donnie

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Polar Bear

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Donnie is a rough edged, angry, thug of a businessman who made his money the old fashioned way. He worked hard, swindled his co-workers and rose to the top by eliminating all of his competitions (literally). His range of products geared towards the Seal population, includes perfumes "Smell like a Seal" and fashion brands for all categories; Males "A kiss like a rose", Females " Heidi Ho!" and specially for baby seals - "Clubbing"...

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"Get rich or die trying! Merry muthafuckin' Christmas."

95% Badassness 85% Vision 85.7% Defence 72.2% Precision
68.9% Skills 54.6% Agility 55.5% Accuracy 88.8% Style
45.5% Endurance 75% Stamina 93.2% Attack 13.2% Dominance
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Mr. White

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Snowman

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A distant cousin of Ginger the gingerbread man, White loves only 3 things in life, selling 'ice' to his cousin, teaching small 'snowchildren' chemistry and polishing his carrots. Despite his portly stature, he is quite popular with the lady snowwomen.

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"You're god damn right it's Christmas."

50% Badassness 90% Vision 45% Defence 48.9% Precision
75.7% Skills 33.5% Agility 86.5% Accuracy 88.8% Style
56.7% Endurance 58.9% Stamina 75% Attack 95.5% Dominance
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Ginger

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The Gingerbread Man

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Ginger regularly has to have a joint in the morning as he starts his research on finding a rational expression of the square root of 2. Since that doesn't really work out, he usually spends the rest of the day working at Santa's Factory. He hates Christmas for a very simple reason: overtime.

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"Have a measly Christmas you overworked twats. Damned this overtime garbage."

20% Badassness 76% Vision 26% Defence 75.6% Precision
46.5% Skills 26.7% Agility 86.5% Accuracy 88.8% Style
56.7% Endurance 58.9% Stamina 75% Attack 95.5% Dominance
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The Sleighers

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Reindeers

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Rudolph the Red Rocket and his gang of Reindeers, also known as "The Sleighers" are the North Pole's premier Reindeer gang formed solely to destroy Santa's Christmas deliveries. These rough boys fell out of favour with Santa when it came to light that they there were getting paid on the side for endorsement deals and often used their fame as Santa's Reindeers to get favours from, well, most people.

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"Santa has got it coming, he is going to pay for what he has done to us. No one fires The Sleighers. These jingling bells will be the last sound he ever hears. Have a jingling Christmas. Slay the season!"

95% Badassness 86% Vision 92% Defence 70% Precision
76.6% Skills 88.8% Agility 80.8% Accuracy 46.5% Style
75% Endurance 95% Stamina 26% Attack 75.6% Dominance
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Johnny Float

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Ice Berg

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Old Johnny boy is the quintessential ladies man, but while his forthcoming attitude may have proved useful becoming a swooning stud in the early 1900s, he's lost his charm in recent times. Now the only story worth telling is the one about how he sank the Titanic - for fun mind you - and how he's furious that the movie represented him wrongly.

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"Helloooo ladies, I'm sure you've heard about how the Titanic sank, oh that was just me flexing my biceps, Have a sexy Christmas."

80% Badassness 45.5% Vision 90% Defence 46.7% Precision
57.6% Skills 54.7% Agility 65.5% Accuracy 76.6% Style
86% Endurance 80% Stamina 92% Attack 70% Dominance
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The Lai Dilemma

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Veteran Grinch

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Once slated to be a spiritual leader amongst the native fire ants in the Amazon forest, Lai has since become disillusioned with spirituality upon finding that he is the only one of his species around - and that his fire ant parents had adopted him.

The identity crisis led him to venture into the great unknown - into the wild if you will - and somehow he ended up at the North Pole. A bitter husk of a man, his appearance reflects his inner soul, which arguably worsened when no one wanted to marry him.

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"Have a *#$%&@ merry *$%#*@# Christmas."

20% Badassness 13.2% Vision 40% Defence 34.2% Precision
33.3% Skills 76.6% Agility 84.8% Accuracy 34.2% Style
45.5% Endurance 20% Stamina 88.8% Attack 40% Dominance
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The Royals

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300 Penguins

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These penguins are born into a culture of war, and in the harsh lands of the south pole only the best survive. When they're not training they are recording their hip hop album about perils of a soldier in the cavalier. Now these warrior penguins make their great march up north as they seek to conquer a new land, that isn't shrinking as much. The army of 300 will not stop at any cost, and they're at the North Pole, ready to fight.

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"Merry merry Christmas. Give them nothing! But take from them, EVERYTHING!"

96.3% Badassness 95.5% Vision 93.2% Defence 78.9% Precision
92.3% Skills 88.8% Agility 80.7% Accuracy 78.9% Style
13.2% Endurance 88.8% Stamina -15.6% Attack -42% Dominance
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Timbre Topple

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Father of all Christmas Trees

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Topple was in for a shock when he realized that his long working hours at a paper mill had resulted in neglected children... that were cut down for Christmas parties over the years. Overwhelmed with grief and an inconsolable guilt of being a bad father, he seeks to avenge his children. No one dares to tell him that it's actually too late to apologize.

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"They took my joy, my children, and they are not even giving me a penny! Christmas shall pay for what it has done! Have a sappy Christmas birches."

88% Badassness 23.5% Vision 74.4% Defence 35.6% Precision
48.8% Skills 76.5% Agility 31.2% Accuracy 88.8% Style
75% Endurance 75% Stamina 72.2% Attack 68.9% Dominance
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Eggy Elf

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Mutated Elf

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Once an elf of esteemed management abilities, he fell into a vat of eggnog while managing the eggnog production plant that Santa owns. After emerging in a horrid physical state, a desponded mess of an appearance and with a sliver of sanity left, he was awarded a sizeable sum in compensation, which he duly gambled away. Despite his bankruptcy, he continues to ask people "Do you want to know how I got these cars?" and "Bite my shiny saggy bags" both of which he has none.

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"Be prepared to witness the most unpleasant Christmas upon my presence! Merry Ugly Christmas!"

85% Badassness 75% Vision 64% Defence 20.7% Precision
66.6% Skills 86.6% Agility 56.7% Accuracy 75% Style
56.7% Endurance 58.9% Stamina 48.9% Attack 75.7% Dominance
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